I heard on the radio today that whatever you do on a leap day doesn't even count towards real life.
First of all, how did I not know this rule?
Secondly, here is a list of things I plan to do today:
- eat a pizza.
- drink lots of soda.
- maybe have some cake.
- and cookies.
- probably not shower because it won't count anyway.
- punch someone.
- eat some more pizza.
- stalk justin bieber.
- not workout. what's the point?
- fart in front of steven.
- correct everyone's grammar.
- eat another pizza.
What are you going to do today?