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Showing posts with label for fun. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

wth is in my purse?

I was reading up on/stalking Lindsey (from the Pleated Poppy) over on Kate's blog today.
I kept thinking two things:
1.  She is so dang cute!
2.  Her purse is super organized.

Then I thought it would be fun/terrifying to show you what's in my purse.

Here she is:



She weighs about 100 lbs and has multiple huge rips inside, likely from bearing such an enormous amount of crap.


Here are a few things that I consider for use in emergeny situations.
Miscellaneous toys given to Stevie that end up in my purse for ages and a bottle opener juuuust incase.


Toiletries.
No, I'm not joking and yes this is all really in my purse.
I have eye issues during the Spring in that they swell up like crazy, so all of that eye stuff seems necessary to me.
Rubber bands for my braces (sexy) and floss for my braces (also sexy).
Tissues, hair brush, lotion, chap stick, breath mint, smell good stuff, and a stain remover pen. 
Completely necessary.


Plethora of meds.
Yes, those are diet pills of a sort and no they don't magically make you lose weight.
They do give you tons of energy in a pinch.
Allergy stuff that I try not to take because I know it just makes the following Spring worse.  Plus, the ones in the bottle are expired.
Excedrin bottles that are filled with all kinds of things, none of which are actually Excedrin.
Tums?  These aren't mine.
Now I shall wait for my all natural amiga, Ott, to tell me to stop taking this stuff.
And I will tell her I will.


And the rest of it...
A planner that is still in the month of February, an file with coupons, misc. coupons for free or cheap stuff, pay check stubs, a notebook w/ pen, a heavy-a wallet stuffed with receipts I can assure you I will do nothing with, random papers that include, but are not limited to: info for our white water rafting trip next weekend, requests for transcripts, medical paperwork, and more.

And there you have it.
I promise I am organized in other areas of my life that do not include my purse or closets anywhere in my house.

Now go off and feel better about your cleanliness...

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

women who ruin lives...

When I found out that Justin Timberlake - JT, as I call him - was getting married, I had exactly two thoughts:

1.  WHY?!
2.  Jessica Biel is a jerk.

These thoughts caused other thoughts about women who ruin lives.
So here goes...

Jessica Biel
Is it not enough for you to have the hottest body in the world? 
 I mean, literally, your body is so hot, I thought about proposing myself. 
Now you have to take my man and run away with him?  So wrong.

Kate Middleton
Yeah, I went there. 
How many girls/teens/women have dreamt of being a princess?  All of them? 
And do you have any idea how many magazines my sister collected in the sake of having Prince William somewhere in our house? 
Two words for you - life ruiner.

Kelly Kapowski
Head cheerleader, great hair, awesome smile, Zack Morris stealer.
I do not feel bad that you didn't have money to go to prom. 
I feel bad that hot Zack Morris missed his prom to come see you in that sexy off the shoulder sweatshirt (totes back, btw). 
Why couldn't you just stick with A.C.? 
Much less women would hate you.

Courtney Cox
For the love of God, WHY would you let David Arquette back in the dating field? 
WHY?! 
We all knew you were way out of his league, but now some other poor woman has to end up with him. 
Just selfish, Courtney.

Rochelle DeAnna Karidis
I thought about being mad at you because I do, afterall, love the Backstreet Boys.
Then I saw this picture....
So, I'm not mad. 
I will be the one wearing white at my wedding. 
In fact, if anyone even shows up to the ceremony or reception in white, they will be asked to leave.
In addition, if my husband-to-be wears nail polish, the wedding is off.
How dare you, delicious A.J. McLean, steal her thunder.
You deserve each other.

Ugh.  I think it's safe to say I'm just not over JT.
Give me a few months years.