I couldn't have been less interested in the Super Bowl this year.
I mean, I love football, but:
1. I'm trained to hate the Giants because they're within our division
2. Although adorbs, Tom Brady is a big ol' wussy.
One thing did grab my attention, though:
I actually gave the commercial and David a standing ovation.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Victoria to the 'Women Who Ruin Lives' club.
So, you're adorable. We get it.
We wanted to be you when you were in the Spice Girls and now we want to be you because you get David.
What a jerk!
For the record, I don't believe children came out of your body.
Just for the record.