if you were wondering...

how long a treadmill runner can run outside with lots of hills in the pollen and heat, the answer is about a mile.

If you were wondering how long it takes for a happy, playful toddler to go from extremely adorable to extremely naughty, the answer is about 2 minutes or exactly how long it took him to have a successful #2 after we arrived at the playground 1.5 miles away from home.

If you were wondering how many people stare at you while you force a kicking and screaming toddler into a jogger, the answer is around 30...or the equivalent of however many people are at the playground.

If you were wondering how many contacts an allergy sufferer can lose during a 3 mile walk, the answer is 2.

If you were wondering how many males and females I passed on the 1.5 mile walk back home, I can't tell you because I couldn't see anything.

If you were wondering how long a toddler can scream during a 1.5 mile walk, the answer is about a mile...OR the equivalent of the time it takes for you to realize you have games on your phone.

If you were wondering how long it takes you to stop being frustrated with said toddler for causing the biggest scene to date, it's about an hour...or the time it takes to get him bathed, fed, and sitting at the dinner table where his daddy tells him to say sorry to mommy.

If you were wondering how long it takes for you to forget why you were even mad when a 2 year old tells you he loves you, the answer is 2 seconds.

If you were wondering what mommy's eyes look like after all is said and done:

If you were wondering how many days it takes for mommy to try the playground again, it's TBD.

I'm guessing in May...or about when allergy issues slow down for this mommy.